The Lemon Puppy has a boyfriend. LemonPuppy and Payton sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
The day before Valentine's Day something special arrived on my doorstep... but not for me.
|Name covered to protect the Lemon|
What could it be.... what could it be?? The only one who ever sends LemonPuppy anything is MamaLP (who is way too nice to the Lemon) and it wasn't in her handwriting so I was thoroughly confused. I waited to for the Lemon to get home so she could open it herself (what?!? perhaps we spoil her and treat her too much like a person).
|Somebody loves you|
|What could it be?|
|Pink toys from her boyfriend|
First come loves, then comes marriage, then comes a puppy in the puppy carriage. The LemonPuppy got a valentine's gift from her boyfriend (lucky b*tch). It was so thoughtful of Payton (and more importantly his mommy).
|There was even a card|
|Is it weird that we are pretending she can read?|
Yay! The LemonPuppy was completely entertained which was the real present for Mr. LP and I. And then as soon as it started, it was over. :( The Lemon showed her true colors and destroyed the toys. Hopefully Payton never finds out about the way she treats his gifts.
To Payton: Thank you Pookie Bear. Love: The LemonPuppy xoxox